Superheroine of the Night: Gwyneth Paltrow

It was not an Oscars for heroine chic. Watching E’s and then ABC’s Red Carpet, at 8PM I had but one passable contender for SotN and it was J-Lo. J-Lo! But then Gwyneth arrived and saved the night exactly as a fashion superheroine should:

With a cape.

Kryptonian? Themysciran? Alderaanian? Does it matter?

She’s a queen!

Everything about this is heroine chic. The cape, obvs. But look at the bracelet. Look at that hair style.

Look at that NECKLINE.

And of course:

LOOK AT TONY AND PEPPER HAND OUT AN OSCAR.

Gwyneth, you don’t just win the title. You win the night. You, and your bestie, win the everything.

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