It’s a Billie Piper Post!Posted: April 27, 2010
Last week Billie Piper appeared on The Graham Norton Show, a British late night talk show, alongside Toni Collette and Shappi Korsandi.
As I tweeted when I watched the show on BBC America: Billie, your dress doesn’t fit.
I know. I know you have a one-year-old child and I know you play a prostitute and I know you want to look super sexy but see, in this picture you can’t tell you are actually wearing anything except your cute, if twee, Billie necklace. Also, your skin is glistening. Are you wanting to be in the next Twilight movie? Tone it down on the self-tan. And the hair … I really don’t know about that.
I kid because I love, Bills, I kid because I love. And all kidding aside, you look great.
Billie Piper is probably still best known for her time on Doctor Who as Rose Tyler. Though her work as Belle in Secret Diary of a Call Girl has gotten a good bit of attention and prior to all of that she was a fresh faced pop star with chart topping success:
And now you see why Billie gets a post. In her younger years she paraded around England as quite the little super-girl. I use this little number for the Supervillain Archive — because we all know brunettes in red are villains (Sorry, Taylor, I do love the video) — so I imagine her story to be akin to Black Widow’s or Catwoman’s: Bad Girl Gone Good. Here she is as a young brunette baddie (with a heart of gold, I’m sure) :
Billie Piper, formerly the young villainess Poptart, now the representative of England in the European Super Syndicate: The Piper.
Aside: Toni Collette is rocking some kick ass superheroine boots there, too.