Interactive Wednesday: Pop Star Parade

I think Ke$ha wants to be Cher.

She wasn’t performing in this get up but she is clearly putting on a show. Of course she’s not alone in this:

Lady Gaga has made it her mission in life. This is what she wore to the airport.

Makes Ke$ha look about as hardcore as a third grader.

Isn’t she sweet?

Sigh, Miley. Did you hear she wants to play Tank Girl? On one hand: WHUT. But on the other hand, I like Miley Cyrus. And I would love like the cherry on an ice cream sundae to see a new Tank Girl flick.

But this — no. Just. No.

Lose all the jewelry except the arm armor (which, not gonna lie, I like a lot) and switch the butt ugly genie pants for a skirt and we’ll talk. After you burn those butt ugly genie pants.

Katy here is the only one really achieving heroine chic. If this wasn’t quite so long a dress it’d be ready to grace the pages of the Legion or the Shi’ar for sure. And she’s smart enough to know less is more when it comes to accessories.

Because Russell is clearly the only accessory needed for this look.

3 Comments on “Interactive Wednesday: Pop Star Parade”

  1. Part of me wonders if Miley isn’t handling her public “maturation” process in an awkward way by going zero-to-sexpot. I think doing stuff likethis song would both help her existing fans survive the transition and win her some new ones.

    • Anika says:

      Okay, that song is adorable. And I think you have a good point — but Sheryl Crow said it when she sang “all our pop stars look like porn”. It’s the default to over-or-overtly-sexualize. Miley wants to be taken seriously as an adult and she/her handlers think adult means sexpot.

  2. RaeBeta says:

    Lady Gaga is a Doom Patrol villain. No ifs, ands, or buts.

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