So that’s what ‘Guys Choice’ means. (Spike Guys Choice III)Posted: June 7, 2010
Charlize wasn’t the only one sporting the mini to the Guys Choice awards:
There is a fish in this picture. Actually two. But that aside, Scarjo looks HOT.
She looks a bit like she doesn’t know quuuiiiiiiiiiite what she’s doing there, and I’m not quuuiiiiiiiiiite sure about her nude shoes or whatever that is on her arm, but I LOVE the colour of this dress. And how it fits her. Like a boss! I mean — like a glove! HOT.
And that was the formula of the night: TIGHT + MINI = HOT.
Jessica Biel shows exactly how un-villainess-like black can look. Just add giant shoulder bows! I actually really like this, especially on Jessica who normally makes me yawn.
Kendra Perez is runner-up for superheroine of the night. There’s something vaguely Spider-Womany about this. Look at the top, above the flesh-baring lines. Yeah?
Amanda McKay is less successful in silver. Looks tired.
Kelly Osbourne’s basic black also looks tired but I’d prefer she leave the Pac-Man jacket at home anyway. Seriously that pattern looks like Pac-Man losing to the ghosties (as in, they are eating him) to me.
Courtney Hansen’s basic black — well, basics is another word for underwear, right?
Luckily Sandra Bullock’s here to show how to wear basic black. It’s called leather.
So, what do guys choose to wear?
I could go on about the evident double standard — or I could just give in to the ALSO HOT.