Worst Dressed: Lindsay Lohan (MTV Movie Awards VII)Posted: June 8, 2010
I’ve decided that sometimes “worst dressed” doesn’t cover it. Sometimes it is more than a bad dress or poor styling choices. Sometimes it is even more than all around bad/this look can’t be saved/what was she THINKING?! bad. Sometimes it is this bad:
1. This is all around bad.
2. This look can’t be saved.
3. What was she THINKING?!
Okay, here she looks passably okay — if she was 40something instead of 20something. The make-up is a disaster and the bleach hair against the tan…UGH. But at least here we can pretend she is wearing a cute little silver flapper dress instead of the jumpsuit from SPARKLE HELL.
You know where this would fit in? The movie version of Lost in Space. That is not a complimentary comparison, Lindsay. You do NOT want to look like you belong in the movie version of Lost in Space! Ever!
It would also work on Love Boat. Maybe she is shopping around a new movie: Love Boat in Space. But even if that was true (and I kinda wish it was) that is no excuse. And worst dressed just doesn’t cover it. No. Congratulations, Lindsay:
YOU MADE SPIDER-MAN CRY!!!