Undercover AngelsPosted: June 24, 2010
So, if you are a superheroine and you are going incognito in a nightclub, what do you wear?
Okay, Jenn Walters (She-Hulk, on the left) is in jeans and what looks like a cute blouse that doesn’t fit — that sounds in character. And Carol Danvers (Ms. Marvel, center) does NOT own that green and yellow peek-a-boo ensemble BUT she has the ability to change her clothes into whatever she wants and I totally believe she decided on this after giving the line going into the club a glance. I mean, look all the way to the left. THAT WOMAN IS NOT WEARING PANTS. Carol saw that and decided to go Carrie Bradshaw Does Club Trashy. Makes perfect sense.
But Jess Drew (Spider-Woman, on the right)… Jess Drew would never consent to wearing that and it sure as HELL did not come out of her closet. Now, Jess has been here before, or at least dealt with these people before, so I guess she knows what it’s like and could have this atrocity for this specific purpose. I GUESS.
So, if you are a supermodel (sort of) and you are going incognito in a nightclub, what do you wear?
Jayde Nicole (in the center) is a supermodel only in her head but she’s a model and out to have some fun with the girls. Okay, girl on the left, like She-Hulk before you, I think you win for Least Awful in the pic. But it is not a stunning victory. It is a ‘the dress resembles Seven of Nine wear and maybe if it fit a little better it’d be okay’ victory. Girl on the right … your undies are showing. And they are green, which doesn’t match the boring-and-clearly-too-short dress or the why-are-you-all-wearing-colorful-wigs hair. Finally, Jayde. Honey, unless you WANT to look like Toy Story 3’s Barbie…
I mean, it is an actual teal satin jumper with ruffles. And pink hair. She’s like a bad dream of a My Little Pony. I don’t GET it.
Unless, they are secretly superheroines meeting up with Jimmy in some kind of Crack Comic Charlie’s Angels Scenario.
I honestly don’t know what answer is better.
Edited to add: The comic image is from She-Hulk Sensational.