I don’t want to start any wild rumors (actually, I totally want to start wild rumors! The kind that can’t be ignored) but Emily Blunt, who at one point was going to be Natasha Romanova (Black Widow) in Iron Man 2, and has been my fancast pick for Jessica Drew (Spider-woman) FOREVER wore this to the LACMA Art + Film Gala held in Los Angeles Saturday evening:
No, it’s nothing like a red and yellow web winged jumpsuit.
But it’s totally an LBD spider-web. I APPROVE.
So, if you are a superheroine and you are going incognito in a nightclub, what do you wear?
Okay, Jenn Walters (She-Hulk, on the left) is in jeans and what looks like a cute blouse that doesn’t fit — that sounds in character. And Carol Danvers (Ms. Marvel, center) does NOT own that green and yellow peek-a-boo ensemble BUT she has the ability to change her clothes into whatever she wants and I totally believe she decided on this after giving the line going into the club a glance. I mean, look all the way to the left. THAT WOMAN IS NOT WEARING PANTS. Carol saw that and decided to go Carrie Bradshaw Does Club Trashy. Makes perfect sense.
But Jess Drew (Spider-Woman, on the right)… Jess Drew would never consent to wearing that and it sure as HELL did not come out of her closet. Now, Jess has been here before, or at least dealt with these people before, so I guess she knows what it’s like and could have this atrocity for this specific purpose. I GUESS.
So, if you are a supermodel (sort of) and you are going incognito in a nightclub, what do you wear?