Admittedly, I’m not a teen, but the Teen Choice Awards bored me last night. The staging for the musical numbers was just dreadful (like, seriously, AWFUL), I don’t know WHAT hostess Somebody-from-Big-Bang-Theory (I don’t watch The Big Bang Theory — do teens?) and DJ will.i.am were doing, and the match-ups of presenter to recipient was even weirder than usual for an awards show (Zoe Saldana and Thor did the Harry Potter tribute. Obviously). And the fashion was just yaaaaawwwwwwwn-worthy. I didn’t think we’d have ANY Superheroine of the Night, but it turns out we have two. Because they were kind enough to match:
Here’s Tyra in what can ONLY be described as heroine chic.
And here’s Fergie. See? They are clearly teammates.
It’s Tyra time! Tonight is the premiere of America’s Next Top Model Cycle 14 (14?!). Now, I gotta say a) this show went off the rails ages ago and b) Tyra Banks is the battiest bat on TV. However:
She made up her own fashion superhero (The Amazing Smize! after Tyra’s trademark eye … thing). So, she belongs in my tribe. Plus, America’s Next Top Model premiering means it is time for the premiere of —
CAPTAIN America’s Next Top Model (Cycle 1).
So, tell me, who do you nominate to be a part of Captain America’s Next Top Model? Any female comic book character. Just because it’s Cap’s show, she doesn’t have to be Marvel.
ETA: List so far. Gamora, Carol, Emma, Kitty, Dani, Snow White, Zantana, Diana, Mary Jane, Gwen, Bobbi, Jean, Jesse Quick, Betsy.