Ah, the People’s Choice Awards. One of the more silly awards shows and let’s be real, awards shows are silly. But! Also fun and it’s not like I didn’t vote (though a few categories I had to skip entirely, like Choice Male in a Comedy Movie or whatever it was Adam Sandler won…I could not in good conscience cast my vote for any of the Choice choices. I wrote in Robert Pattinson.)
Anyways, Vanessa’s was the first picture I saw from the Red Carpet and I knew immediately she’d make it to the end as our supervillain. I mean, look at her:
Spider-Queen! …OMG, remember when Captain Janeway had to be Arachnia, Queen of the Spider People in Tom Paris’s 50s sci-fi holodeck program? Baby V grew up to be so awesome.
I just received a link to this slideshow in my inbox. It’s titled “Ten things men hate about your wardrobe” and goes on to show pictures of various celebrities in outfits men allegedly hate. Now, first of all, I have to reiterate my position that women do not dress for men. Second, all the captions are a variation on:
Women just love this look, they find it so cute and chic. But men? Men HATE it. Therefore all women should stop wearing this.
Let’s take Vanessa Hudgens.
If ever there was an event to embrace heroine chic it’s San Diego Comic Con, right? Well, Vanessa Hudgens thinks so:
Look at her alongside her Sucker Punch castmates:
Gadgets. Everybody has a few and face it, we’re only gonna keep getting more (until they start making cyber implants). But hey, gadgets are entirely Geek Chic:
I secretly like Megan Fox. She says too much, it endears her to me. So does the Star Wars shirt and the fact that she reads Gen 13.
Continuing the theme of starlets who purport to read comics, here’s Miley Cyrus and her gadget of choice:
Wanna see something beautiful?
Knowing that Pattinson had it in the BAG, I think it was kinda mean of MTV to have Vanessa give out the award Zac was up for. And forcing the Kiss Cam on them without warning was even more awkward. But let’s talk about Vanessa’s dress: